Scratching to code and update about my now complacent nalaayaki

Here goes the pseudo code for an average performer's happy life at a b-school...

Keep(Expectations, VERY_LOW);
if(results==LOW)

I = Happy;
Life = Chill;

Declare(%s, 'A relaxed five point someone at last :)');


P.S: I would appreciate if my competent coder friends could refrain from comments on misuse/wrong use/no use of syntax.